spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

(via melanieallison)

hitlersasshole:

dont talk to me unless your hair looks like this
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 31884
22 Jul 14 at 11 pm

Lemony Snicket (via theunquotables)

(via melanieallison)

"I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday."

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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22 Jul 14 at 11 pm

ferm1d:

How can anyone not love him after this?

(via lana-del-rey-or-go-away)

ferm1d:

How can anyone not love him after this?